So, what is Twitter?

Well, all the kids are doing it. And, yes, Mom, if everyone in the world jumped off a cliff, I would, too. I wouldn't be the first, I wouldn't even be in the first half, but if everyone was doing it, I would assume it had some validity.

You may (or may not!) have noticed the new thing in the sidebar on the left side of this page, "Twitter Updates." As far as I can tell, it's like a tiny blog. And I can post from my cell phone, which means I could digress, for real, all day long and everyone would know it. I think maybe I shouldn't take my phone with me if I'm in a bar, because the world doesn't need to know every single thought I have, unfiltered. If you've ever seen me in a bar, you're familiar with my extremely low tolerance for alcohol. Now that we no longer have mini-bottles in South Carolina, free pour reigns and I'm terrified I might accidentally charm a bartender and get some whopping drink I can't handle. Some whopping drink that'll make me start Twittering about "this one time, at band camp..."

So, I sincerely hope I can handle this Twitter thing with maturity. We'll see. If you're curious, I liked this article about it. And if anyone notices any particularly embarrassing Twitter, will you please call my husband and tell him to take me home? And put me on phone restriction? Thank you!

Namasté, y'all!