My New Rap Album Drops in February, Yo!

We're rollin' in the Prius!
Whoa!

Damn right you wish you could be us!
Whoa!

Did you ever get mileage like thee-us?
No!

Well you would if you had a Prius!
Whoa!

You can have your Beamer!
Yeah!

I'd rather have a broken femur!
Yeah!

Just go ask my man!
Who?

In your face-

Slam!

He used to be that jerk...
Yeah!

But now he has a car that works!

Now he has a car that'll take him far,

I'ma buy him a really cool shirt!

Hell yeah!

That may not sound like the greatest rap ever, but it's better live, when you can see the dance that goes with it. And, don't worry, that was the dirrrrrty version. I'll be droppin' a clean version, too, yo!